thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

megaechoid:

*starts sentence with tbh*

*ends sentence with tbh*

urbancatfitters:

i wish i was a cute youtuber but im boring and bad at everything

(Source: urbancatfitters)


unimoosapus:

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future

(Source: cantcontrolthegay)

See a hot guy
  • Me: I wonder what music he listens to

lovingfoss666:

the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit